Ok Ladies Help Me Out Here

I was talking with a few friends today and comparing alll the things that boys do that are wrong. We need to try to create a referrence sheet of things they should/shouldn't do when they are seeing/dating/involved with someone. I know this could open up a bag of worms and don't worry boys I know were are not without fault either but let's see how this goes. From the top of my head....

1) Never intruduce your new girlfriend to the friend of someone who might still be under the impression that she is still seeing you without telling her yourself first...this does not save us from getting hurt...in some cases it might even cause a scene.

2) When spending the night together it is never ok to get up and leave without telling the girl where you are going and that you will be back.

3) Never tell the girl that your date for the evening fell through but hey if you wanna hang out...

4) It is okay to compliment her ...I swear nothing bad will happen...trust me we want to hear it.

5) Never be so mean or horrible to her that you make her break up with you...we generally know this is happening and stick it out to make you miserable until you finally fess up.

6) It is never ok to flirt with her friend...this doesn't matter if she is in or out of the room at the time of said flirting.

7) It is not ok to call her drunk in the middle of the night if you can't remember you called her the next day.

8) Not remembering the plans made in the above mentioned drunken phone call ...being drunk and calling in the first place is not a "get out of jail free card"

9) Cuddling after sex will not kill you and your official member of the heterosexual club for men card will not be revoked...(PSST she may even try something new you've been wanting her to try afterwards) This is a win-win boys

10) Do not expect sympathy if you self induce whiplash by looking back to see exactly how high that slit is in the back of the girl skirt who just walked back.

11) Just prior to, Just after, and especially during the act of sex...age, weight, height jokes are not appropriate nor are they funny.

12) Calling...to much your a stalker.... not enough are we still together?

13) Her birthday dinners/presents should not be made or paid for by her.

14) Dropping of the face of the earth doesn't exclude you from the offical breakup

15) If you haven't called in over a month don't pretend like everything is alright


Ok well there's a start ...ladies what ya got????